Season 1

Ten episodes. Printer paper, glue stick, and a real story from the last few years pushed one step further into absurdity. About twelve minutes each, with two fake commercials.

  1. Frame from Episode 1, The Pilot: The Breakfast Bill

    Episode 1: The Pilot: The Breakfast Bill

    On YouTube as: Congress Tries to Pick a National Breakfast

    Congress tries to settle the most divisive question in the nation's history: pancakes or waffles. One senator flips four times. One intern reads the bill. Security is called.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 1, The Pilot: The Breakfast Bill
  2. Frame from Episode 2, Charge It

    Episode 2: Charge It

    On YouTube as: Congress Got a Credit Card With No Limit

    Congress gets a credit card from The People's Credit Union. Spend, spend, spend. The minimum payment is due on the fifteenth. Guess who pays.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 2, Charge It
  3. Frame from Episode 3, Senior Moment

    Episode 3: Senior Moment

    On YouTube as: The Autopen Pardoned Itself

    The age episode. Freezes, falls, stairs, and an autopen that signs everything, including its own pardon. Preemptively.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 3, Senior Moment
  4. Frame from Episode 4, Unburdened

    Episode 4: Unburdened

    On YouTube as: $1.5 Billion in 107 Days. Still in Debt.

    1.5 billion dollars in 107 days, still in debt, then an autopsy that finds the cause of death was the coroner.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 4, Unburdened
  5. Frame from Episode 5, Brain Worm

    Episode 5: Brain Worm

    On YouTube as: The Brain Worm Polls Better Than Bobby

    Bobby K. takes over Health. The worm gets the corner office and a 61 percent approval rating. Bobby is at 39.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 5, Brain Worm
  6. Frame from Episode 6, Tariff Man

    Episode 6: Tariff Man

    On YouTube as: He Put a Tariff on Penguins

    Ten percent on everybody, including an island populated only by penguins. They wear tuxedos every day. Who pays for the tuxedos?

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 6, Tariff Man
  7. Frame from Episode 7, Chainsaw

    Episode 7: Chainsaw

    On YouTube as: Elon's Chainsaw Cut the Intern. Then Itself.

    Elon cuts the government, then the intern, then the bromance, live at 3 a.m. Gary is fired from an unpaid job with a generous severance.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 7, Chainsaw
  8. Frame from Episode 8, Nancy’s Portfolio

    Episode 8: Nancy’s Portfolio

    On YouTube as: Congress Beat the Market Again (Pure Luck)

    Congress versus the stock market. The market loses. Gary buys one share of a pretzel company and becomes the only person ever investigated by the Ethics Committee.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 8, Nancy’s Portfolio
  9. Frame from Episode 9, Group Chat

    Episode 9: Group Chat

    On YouTube as: War Plans in the Group Chat (With Emojis)

    War plans in a group chat, with emojis, and a cable news anchor accidentally added. He has never felt more included.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 9, Group Chat
  10. Frame from Episode 10, The Ballroom

    Episode 10: The Ballroom Season finale

    On YouTube as: Shutdown Day 43: Only the Chandelier Got Paid

    The longest shutdown in history while a wing of the White House becomes a giant gold ballroom. Cliffhanger: Gary is nominated for office.

    Watch on YouTube: Episode 10, The Ballroom

Season 2. Cardstock.

24days until Season 2

Premieres Sunday, November 1. Funded by money person Robert Dinero. Episode titles are classified. The group chat already has them.

Episode 1. The money person has notes.

Episode 2. Something gets cut. Possibly this card.

Episode 3. The intern ran for office. Now what?

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