Everyone gets roasted. Nobody is safe.
Season 2 premieres Sunday, November 1. We have a money person now: Robert Dinero. His bag grew.
Season 1 was printer paper. Season 2 is cardstock. Everybody got a glow-up. Everybody except Mitch. Mitch looks exactly the same. We checked.
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Season 1 opened with a logo on a stick. Then Robert Dinero became the money person, and his bag grew.
This is what the bag bought: a real Season 2 main title. A house band in a bandstand. The whole cast in premium cardstock, strutting down a D.C. sidewalk, every one of them with a name card. Gary got ten name cards. Gary made the name cards.
Paper Elon wants one thing. He wants the real Elon to follow him on X.
If the real Elon follows @Capital_Sticks, paper Elon gets a bigger part in Season 2. Gary already said yes. Gary says yes to everything.
Has he followed? Not yet.
Season 1 is out. Start at the beginning. New episodes land on Sundays. All ten episodes.
Episode 1
Congress tries to settle the most divisive question in the nation's history: pancakes or waffles. One senator flips four times. One intern reads the bill. Security is called.
Watch on YouTube: Episode 1, The Pilot: The Breakfast BillEpisode 2
Congress gets a credit card from The People's Credit Union. Spend, spend, spend. The minimum payment is due on the fifteenth. Guess who pays.
Watch on YouTube: Episode 2, Charge It
Episode 3
The age episode. Freezes, falls, stairs, and an autopen that signs everything, including its own pardon. Preemptively.
Watch on YouTube: Episode 3, Senior MomentGo ahead. Poke a politician. They talk. That's the problem. Meet the whole cast, with bios and the actors who play them.
New episodes on YouTube. Both parties. Every week. No exceptions.
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